Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,895 Points
Medals Earned: 19/32 (190/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Obviously she's a keeper!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 6/9 (35/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/17 (10/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!